Poll Finds Rob Better than Schroff

A survey was recently conducted by the staff at Faster-Than-Schroff. The participant polled overwhelmingly found Rob Fennell to be better in all categories than Dave Schroff. Results were nearly unanimous. The only question where the survey participant choose Mr. Schroff was "Who has a better friend Dave or Rob?". What this means for Dave is still not clear. Fortunately for Dave Schroff, Rob Fennell is happily married to a woman who hangs on his every word. So Dave retains a fleeting chance of finding a date, eventually marrying, and subsequently reproducing. God help us all should he accomplish all of this.

On a side note, Faster-Than-Schroff was voted best web site by Rob Fennell for the second year in a row!

-- AP