Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Robs Final-Week Taper

- By J. Covey

Monday: 3 mile jog, 1 minute slower than base pace.

Tuesday: 2 mile walk, 25-minute pace

Wednesday:  1 mile being pushed in wheelchair or adult stroller; slowly, don’t overdo it

Thursday: On La-Z-Boy recliner, pushing buttons on remote control

Friday:  Combination sleep-loading/carbo-loading:  Entire day in bed; alternating large pizzas and beer with double doses of Ambien

Saturday:  To hospital in morning to be placed in an induced coma; limousine to hotel in downtown Chicago; continue on respirator til morning

Sunday:  Servants dress you and carry you to starting line, propping you upright til the gun goes off

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